THE BROTHERHOOD PHILOSOPHY

When you are down...
we will show you where you screwed up.
If someone crosses you...
we will get drunk with you on your booze & plot how you can get revenge.
When you are blue...
we'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile...
we'll know you're up to something & demand to get in on the action.
When you are scared...
we will rag you about it for a very long time every chance we get.
When you are worried...
we will tell you how much worse it's really likely to be & tell you to be a man and quit whining about it.
When you are confused...
we will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick...
stay the hell away from us until you're well again, we don't want whatever you have.
When you fall...
we will laugh at your clumsy ass.
When you are broke...
we won't borrow any more money from you for awhile.
When you are in legal trouble...
we will demand payment to keep quiet.
If your wife or girlfriend leaves you...
we will try to score with her to show you she was not worthy to begin with.
When you pass out drunk in public...
we will roll you over on your back so your club colors cannot be seen.
If you are undergoing any medical treatment...
we will try to bum a couple of your prescription pills off you.
If you treat us bad...
we will treat you worse.
If you treat us good...

WELL, YOU HAD BETTER. AFTER ALL WE ARE BROTHERS.